A 21 year old proud effeminate male, aspiring to become an elementary school teacher. My big dream is to brainwash the children into the gay agenda, so that the Republicans can finally be right for a change.I remember one time this one girl came for one of my bad sexual experiences (girl i’m open with everyone, sex positive activist over here.. get into it), and I had to put her in check real quick. I was like, “Dont come for me, because men only give you the time of day when they need to order some food from you at the burrito line.”
Girl junior year they really tried a queen.
Y’all be thinking I am lecturing and just playing, but girls I have stories behind these rants girl.
Like this cute (well decent, but he had a nice little ripped body) Italian was talking to me last summer, and he kinda hinted that he loved my “chocolate skin” during our texts, but It was only hints so I let it go. Well, we finally hit the sheets, the bullshit just hit my face. “Hit me with your black cock.” “I want that black thick cum” “Make me your white bitch”
Oo your black this, black that. Girl, it was so bad, I couldn’t even finish. Make it worse that was accidental facial guy (you know that guy who didn’t warn me he was going to cum on the face). So I was left with his jizz on my face, just feeling the Ls hit me.
Learn from my Ls girls.
But let me tell you something, the people you really need to avoid are the ones who fetishize you. You are not an individual in their eyes, because all they see is that one aspect of you. The mandingo black, asian Persuasion, etc
Yes my white sisters, that means you too. If a brown person comes up to your and the first thing they talk about is your “beautiful” skin color. Run for the hills, cause miss thing they are hoping you fight whatever stereotype they want.
My cousin just admitted that she attempted to steal all the attention the Egyptian was giving me to her.
“You weren’t being bold enough bitch. Just giggling and shit. GIrl you got to be more aggressive than that for dick. Don’t be bitter, I was teaching you.”
Gee thanks.
I told y’all my mother is shady. Here is a conversation between us about my cousin Dominik (Nikki)
I really need to go to bed because I have a 6-7 page paper due by 4:50pm tomorrow and I haven’t even started it nor researched anything for it yet.
Procrastination at its finest.
Mom: Oh you have slimmed down I see
Me: Really?
Mom: Yeah whatever you are doing, you need to keep on doing it.
Me: Mom, I’ve been sick for the past few days. Ive only eaten one meal really in the past few days.
Mom: Oh well you look good. Maybe I need to start eating one meal a day.
Me: Mom that’s not really healthy at all. Its not even safe.
I’ve been shaking my left booty cheek in bed a lot lately and I don’t know why. Like I just get random urges to see if its still shakable.
My brother wanted to turn on the heat, and I was like, “Are you paying bills? It is 51 degrees. Get a damn sweater, and turn that shit off! You can’t even afford a bus ticket. You can’t send no IOUs to the gas company. TURN that Shit off!”
My friends/group mates have been giving me shit on skipping out on the group meeting today. “You know I missed you, why were you there… blah blah”
Like my bitches, y’all know I would never miss an opportunity to get some free food unless I am direly sick.
