i want britney spears to have another mental breakdown so we can get some more iconic performances like the vmas and some more pussy poppers bc gimme more and toy soldier
imagine frank ocean was your boyfriend and you had sex with him right after that fight and he was all sweaty and angry
Okay I hear you, I do, but honey, have you ever had angry sex before? Sometimes that shit ain’t the tea. It may be good at that moment, but I’m not here for the after effects.
Totally. Worth. It.
Well I forgot who I was talking to
I asked my brother to play Resident Evil 6 with me. He begrudgedly agreed to play with me, but told me he had some other things to do first.
About a couple of hours later, I yell for him to come play. My mother yells back that he left an hour ago to hang with his friends.
I just got ditched by my little brother.
I just get overly emotional when I see my girls (tumblr and in real life) look at all beautiful. You are what you are hanging around with.
Them being beautiful, just makes me feel beautiful. I can feel it pursing through my veins.
I am having a Mariah Carey ~moment~.
i wish i had a boyfriend that went down as often as tumblr
So, like once a month?
I would like to point out that I do not have any in laws, and if I did I still wouldn’t want to fuck them.
I’m not about that Maury life.
i want to go on a date to like a bookstore is that nerdy like we can get coffee and drown ourselves in books on a rainy day thats so perfect i could cry
my next date, no compromises
You want to drown yourselves in books on a rainy day? Girl bye, I want to drown myself in some dick.