So im talking to this guy who im really feeling on a mental level, but I realized that in the past few hours if he doesn’t respond back to me in like 15 minutes I freak out. 

Im not here for this, I will not be sprung. Let me go find a hobby. 

kahl-ocelot:

everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough

blueivythemessiah:

i want britney spears to have another mental breakdown so we can get some more iconic performances like the vmas and some more pussy poppers bc gimme more and toy soldier

versacebitch:

holdmypurse:

versacebitch:

imagine frank ocean was your boyfriend and you had sex with him right after that fight and he was all sweaty and angry

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Okay I hear you, I do, but honey, have you ever had angry sex before? Sometimes that shit ain’t the tea. It may be good at that moment, but I’m not here for the after effects. 

Totally. Worth. It.

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Well I forgot who I was talking to

I asked my brother to play Resident Evil 6 with me. He begrudgedly agreed to play with me, but told me he had some other things to do first.

About a couple of hours later, I yell for him to come play. My mother yells back that he left an hour ago to hang with his friends. 

I just got ditched by my little brother.

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I just get overly emotional when I see my girls (tumblr and in real life) look at all beautiful. You are what you are hanging around with. 

Them being beautiful, just makes me feel beautiful. I can feel it pursing through my veins. 

I am having a Mariah Carey ~moment~. 

i wish i had a boyfriend that went down as often as tumblr

burningbrooklynbridges:

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So, like once a month?

I would like to point out that I do not have any in laws, and if I did I still wouldn’t want to fuck them.

I’m not about that Maury life.

chloejoyelle:

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society

chloejoyelle:

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society