David, you know you say just about the same, less or more explicit.

Uh no.

I am saved.




I learned yesterday that when you see a bee on the ground that isn’t moving, it’s not necessarily dead, it’s probably just dead tired from carrying lots of pollen and needs re-energising. So if you mix a tiny bit of water with some sugar and let it drink it will give it the boost it needs to continue on its way. Bizarrely, this exact thing happened today! I found a knackered bee, mixed up some sugar water, gave it a drink and watched it guzzle and guzzle then suddenly come back to life. It was amazing! Thank you patrick, it was an excellent tip that i’ll never forget and will continue to pass on to others!

Help your neighborhood bees

This works for butterflies and moths too!  




Daggering vid where the sound has been replaced by WWE commentators. I can’t stop laughing.

send help


holdmypurse + obviouslyeddy what do y’all think of this


So im talking to this guy who im really feeling on a mental level, but I realized that in the past few hours if he doesn’t respond back to me in like 15 minutes I freak out. 

Im not here for this, I will not be sprung. Let me go find a hobby. 


everywhere is a bed if you try hard enough


i want britney spears to have another mental breakdown so we can get some more iconic performances like the vmas and some more pussy poppers bc gimme more and toy soldier




imagine frank ocean was your boyfriend and you had sex with him right after that fight and he was all sweaty and angry


Okay I hear you, I do, but honey, have you ever had angry sex before? Sometimes that shit ain’t the tea. It may be good at that moment, but I’m not here for the after effects. 

Totally. Worth. It.


Well I forgot who I was talking to

I asked my brother to play Resident Evil 6 with me. He begrudgedly agreed to play with me, but told me he had some other things to do first.

About a couple of hours later, I yell for him to come play. My mother yells back that he left an hour ago to hang with his friends. 

I just got ditched by my little brother.


I just get overly emotional when I see my girls (tumblr and in real life) look at all beautiful. You are what you are hanging around with. 

Them being beautiful, just makes me feel beautiful. I can feel it pursing through my veins. 

I am having a Mariah Carey ~moment~. 

i wish i had a boyfriend that went down as often as tumblr



So, like once a month?