A 21 year old proud effeminate male, aspiring to become an elementary school teacher. My big dream is to brainwash the children into the gay agenda, so that the Republicans can finally be right for a change.

This blog consists of pop culture, politics, and a little sprinkles of rated NC-17 materials.

Random fact about me: I also stan hard for my mediocre Pop Goddess, Cheryl Cole.

blueivythemessiah:

i want britney spears to have another mental breakdown so we can get some more iconic performances like the vmas and some more pussy poppers bc gimme more and toy soldier

versacebitch:

holdmypurse:

versacebitch:

imagine frank ocean was your boyfriend and you had sex with him right after that fight and he was all sweaty and angry

Okay I hear you, I do, but honey, have you ever had angry sex before? Sometimes that shit ain’t the tea. It may be good at that moment, but I’m not here for the after effects. 

Totally. Worth. It.

Well I forgot who I was talking to

I asked my brother to play Resident Evil 6 with me. He begrudgedly agreed to play with me, but told me he had some other things to do first.

About a couple of hours later, I yell for him to come play. My mother yells back that he left an hour ago to hang with his friends. 

I just got ditched by my little brother.

I just get overly emotional when I see my girls (tumblr and in real life) look at all beautiful. You are what you are hanging around with. 

Them being beautiful, just makes me feel beautiful. I can feel it pursing through my veins. 

I am having a Mariah Carey ~moment~. 

burningbrooklynbridges:

So, like once a month?

alreadycoolest:

This guy is beyond needing bottles of water. It has gone beyond thirst. He is severely dehydrated. Give this fucker an IV drip. No self respect.

 

#GIving us gays a bad name. #We don’t all want a straight guy to jump our bones. #Bad at blowjobs. #Don’t know how to top. #Improper use of lube. #Putting it in too fast. #Can’t bottom because they don’t know a thing about anal hygiene. #I’ll be damned if they think i’m doing all the work. #Gimme a fellow queen who knows what they’re doing any day. #I’m done.

I’m not about that Maury life.

chloejoyelle:

So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is exhausted. Don’t use very sad, use morose. Language was invented for one reason, boys - to woo women - and, in that endeavor, laziness will not do. —Dead Poets Society

(Source: miss-adora-belle)

yepxthatsme:

some guys try too hard to be sexy.

& that gif .. just no.

doing the most with the least.

Are you really trying to tell me he wasn’t cute in that photoset?

You better give him his 10s with that hip motion.

The Devil Is A Liar!

baxtavius:

cybergirlfriend:

i want to go on a date to like a bookstore is that nerdy like we can get coffee and drown ourselves in books on a rainy day thats so perfect i could cry

my next date, no compromises

You want to drown yourselves in books on a rainy day? Girl bye, I want to drown myself in some dick.