Jesus
Mary Magdeline.
Hollow be thy name.
Please let me not dirty my drawers.
For one night.
And strike down all your followers
Trying to cast stones.
Because they are fucking up my mascara.
For real.
P.s: Please thank condoms, barriers, and birth control.
Amen.
Dan. Dan I love you. Lol.
Bless.

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BUT WHO’S IN THE PICTURE
srsly best cup cover i’ve watched yet
OMG but this face though

He knows he’s about to get his ass beat.
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MEBoomerang: Gace Jones and Eddie Murphy
OMG, everything Jones said sounded regal.
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“You hatin’ on Rihanna, but y’all had artists that couldn’t sing all that great, too.”
“Like who?”
“Janet Jackson. You could BARELY hear her.”
“Yes, but at least Janet whispered on key.”
#Dead
Yassssss
i need to find a tumblr dedicated to handsome bearded arab men
when you find one let me know
beardedmenofcolor.tumblr.com
its a blessing.
omgggg
this is perfect
Can I get pregnant from this ????
BLESS THIS POST.
