My mother just informed me that she was invited to go tubing (on a lazy river) out of town.
"I told them uh huh!! Whenever a black person goes into the water with a bunch of white people, one of blacks always die. It happens every year. They gon’ believe those heifers telling them I drowned. I was killed! I’m going to leave notes all around the site, "I am a perfect swimmer. DOn’t believe these white folks. They killed me." Don’t get in no water without another black person with you David. That ups your chances of survival."