Drunken text monologue from last night that made it’s way to facebook:

Me: Just discrediting the myth to “actual sex” is all. Or maybe I just want Raphael to count, seeing how he was the hottest one I’ve been with. Then again I should be happy that the number lowers if he is excluded. Ugh I should have never watched Clueless. That whole, “You’re just a virgin who can’t drive” gave me a personal mission to not be a virgin who couldn’t drive.

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