Is it horrible that after my friend told me he developed bells palsy on the face, I told him I felt sorry for him because he won’t be able to suck dick the same way for a hot minute?

"I was fat when you messaged me."

Ancient fat girl proverb, uttered when a dude gets rude after being rejected on an online dating site. (via fatgirldangerous)

yes yes yes!!!!!!!

(via mistressmeltz)

fearfield:

"anime is racially ambiguous" aka "these Asian characters with Asian names and Asian cultural markers made by Asian people don’t look like the hideously caricaturized narrow stereotypes of Asians that I’ve been used to seeing."

Tell ‘em

blueivylowkeyjesuscarter:

Me and my girl at the function

blueivylowkeyjesuscarter:

Me and my girl at the function

howtobeafuckinglady:

howtobeafuckinglady:

howtobeafuckinglady:

mary j blige is the queen of dance

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central-hawaiifive0:

Instagram Daniel Dae Kim : Saturday afternoon shoot with @kenny_kim

gorgeousannanicole:

Anna Nicole Smith
gorgeousannanicole:

Anna Nicole Smith
gorgeousannanicole:

Anna Nicole Smith

gorgeousannanicole:

Anna Nicole Smith

svllywood:

vanessalwilliams:

How dare I look this good and no one be here to notice?

Okay but peep mlp in the background !!!!!

but extra peep that Cher poster in the corner tho
svllywood:

vanessalwilliams:

How dare I look this good and no one be here to notice?

Okay but peep mlp in the background !!!!!

but extra peep that Cher poster in the corner tho
svllywood:

vanessalwilliams:

How dare I look this good and no one be here to notice?

Okay but peep mlp in the background !!!!!

but extra peep that Cher poster in the corner tho

svllywood:

vanessalwilliams:

How dare I look this good and no one be here to notice?

Okay but peep mlp in the background !!!!!

but extra peep that Cher poster in the corner tho

Listen. Tell me why after I just checked in about a group of like 20ish Latino construction workers (who are staying for 14 nights ayyyee) the eww looking one lingers around and wants to chat.

That shit ain’t even right