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September 2012

sailormoonhatesyou:

how can you even say lana del rey and lady gaga are similar?

Two very privileged girls, who both decided to craft a fake image of themselves persona. They also make weird sounds live. Both of the women are more comfortable in the lower range with a tinge of darkness in it.

Aug 31, 20125 notes
kylie is old. no one cares about her anymore anyway.

iggyazaleas:

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Okay but will your fave ever have a statue though? Stay madd.

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Leather Tori Amos

I can just pretend that you love me

The night would lose all sense of fear

But why do I need you to love me

When you can’t hold what I hold dear?

Aug 31, 2012
#Currently in a singer songwriting mood
I have been with my boyfriend for 1 1/2 years <3

heavymetallovver:

I love him so much! I am the happiest I have ever been and the most confident I have been in my life <3 

 #gay pride #Love #Gay Love #Gay Marriage

Good for you darling, Good for you.

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Aug 31, 201212 notes
#Im just kidding darling #Congrats!

gizellediorxxx:

i can’t look at none of them porno niggas the same after what mr marcus did

how dare you

Sidetracking a bit: I also noticed that in straight porn, none of the men wear condoms. Like.. excuse me? Playing with fire I say.

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#Girls Generation #David listens to KPop
Aug 31, 2012191 notes
Aug 31, 201231 notes

yepxthatsme:

suzy-carmichael:

yepxthatsme:

suzy-carmichael:

its so strange to me how some people can have sex without kissing.

so im guessing you just stick it in? like what?

i mean like without any foreplay. kissing is a part of foreplay to me. i dunno.

thats how i feel too.

Well darlings, lets sit down and discuss this.

You are right about kissing aspect. Kissing is a part of foreplay, but it doesn’t have to be the only foreplay between two people. You don’t need to kiss each other on the lips to enjoy some good sex. 

You can use your mouth for other things.

Aug 31, 201223 notes
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#YAS my icon #Loretta baby!
WHERE DO YOU FIND THESE GIFS? OMFG.

Now you know better than to ask that. Vicky never tells her secrets.

Aug 31, 20121 note
#legallyunderage
Aug 31, 20122,923 notes
#Some Dame Smith for you
Aug 31, 20121,706 notes
#Fuck Teen Wolf #And its problematic usage of POCs
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August 2012

Aug 31, 20121,943 notes
#Princess Diana
Aug 31, 2012124 notes
#Diana Spencer
Your Body Christina Aguilera

obviouslyeddy:

trillhousewives:

headbitch:

hookerlegs:

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i can’t breathe

omg

i can get into this tho

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Aug 30, 201219 notes
#Carol Burnett #yes!
Aug 30, 201238 notes
#Tina Turner #SCREEEEAMING! #YAAAS
Is it still acceptable to wear leggings as pants? If it is, then the women need to share some guidelines on how to wear them properly then.

Yesterday, as I was getting on the bus this women sported a huge camel toe, with no care in the world.

I’m not shaming vaginas, but I rather not see that (dick too) before I had my Starbucks.

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Aug 30, 20122 notes
#Aint nobody got time for that
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Aug 30, 2012219,421 notes

melodicdiction:

Erykah Badu is the reason why I’ll never name my child Tyrone. And he wasn’t even the bum in the song.

And lets not forget Kunta Kinte’s pet name, “Toby”.

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Aug 30, 201245 notes
#And Keri #Give our children a fighting chance to survive
Yesterday I saw the finest (like he was fione!) man I have ever seen on my campus.

He was Black and Arabic. I nearly died, and had to force myself not to look at him at all during my ”Act on Racism” student organization meeting. I never had that reaction towards a man in my life.

He’s taken by another member of in the group though.

WHO LEFT THE CAKE OUT IN THE RAIN!?!

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Aug 30, 20125 notes
#Personal #queuing me saying sit on my face!
Dear Future Husband,

bunandcheeeese:

No, I will not stop wearing silk bonnets or scarves to bed. This is not TV.

Dear Future Husband,

Aug 30, 2012497 notes
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#No like seriously. There are photos of me on the floor drunk. #Prayin for you girl

legallyunderage:

I don’t throw shade. I fight.

Aug 30, 20123 notes
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#Marky Mark
I just want a man who is funny, has nice lips, and knows all the lyrics to The Way We Were. Is that so much to ask for?

Add a man who doesn’t go to a public bathroom barefoot, and then this list would be perfect. Just because Britney Spears did it in 2007, doesn’t mean you can. 

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Aug 30, 201210 notes
#A hottie on my campus did this and I just gagged
I Think It's Going To Rain Today

ellebackwards:

itsdlevy:

Barbra’s now releasing preview tracks (from Release Me) on Soundcloud? 

I love Randy Newman, and I love Norah’s take on his song as well, but no one can touch Babs.
No one. 

I love the raw feel of it. Just her and the piano. 

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Aug 29, 20128 notes
#barbra streisand #This is usually the part where I said your older faves could never
Aug 28, 20125,862 notes
#Shedding a single tear at this wonderful gifset
Dear random girl in my class
You are the only one laughing at the professor’s jokes. You are the only one paying attention to him rant on syllabus day. You are not subtle with what you are doing. If you are going to lust after a teacher, at least lust after someone cute. Sometimes it’s not worth it to do some extra credit things to get that “A’”.

Sincerely,
The person who was side eyeing you in class.


Aug 28, 20126 notes
My professor's eyebrows has a life of their own, and I just cannot deal with it.

They are like frayed and bushy. 

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Aug 28, 20121 note
#I just want to pluck the hell out of them

kirsties-alley:

holdmypurse:

sailormoonhatesyou:

one thing i can be thankful for is that lady gaga will never be my top played artist on anything ever

You know I hear you, but my top 18 slays.

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And you will deal with that.

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I’m going to need your top 18 to take a seat. There is no comparison to my top 18.

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Millionaires, Katy Perry, and Keri Hilson.

Sorry, but your list is null and void.

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Aug 28, 20126 notes
yes bitch, i just came across that post where you knocked txtpostprince DOWNE. what kind of iconic dragging....

Oh honey, I still side eye that post and the 150 or so people who agreed with that queen. I mean if you look at the pictures of txtpostprince, he is one of those effeminate gays he is bashing just without the fabulousness of a real queen.

I saw right through that little “humor” blogger. I saw the jealousy and self hatred of that teenaged queer. He wasn’t fooling nobody. 

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Aug 28, 20122 notes
#cocainediet #Public because I am never here for people shaming others on their personality
Aug 28, 20121,023 notes
#Oprah #Dolly Parton
So far I don't have any cute professors yet.

Jesus didn’t die on the cross for this bullshit to keep happening to me. I paid some good money to be here;  you better throw me a bone soon to go with that diploma. 

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Aug 27, 20124 notes
#Personal
My mother just handed me a drink, and I thought it was to celebrate me starting school as a college senior...

She actually didn’t want it, because it was watered down. 

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Aug 27, 20125 notes
#Personal #I was seriously hurt for a second

bajo-el-mar replied to your post: Just got back home from Day 1 of Eyes Wide Open Training (Sexual Assault Peer Educator Group)

Trying not to cry. Fuck, I wish I was there. How’d it go?

It went very well. It really was like another Monday meeting; almost like we never left campus and was just gone for a couple of weeks instead of two months. I definitely felt the family dynamic, and so far we all seemed really pumped to bring new people in. 

Everyone was bringing their A-Game on recruitment ideas, so I really think this is going to be a wonderful year.

You better come to some of our events girlfriend!

Aug 24, 20122 notes
#bajo-el-mar
Just got back home from Day 1 of Eyes Wide Open Training (Sexual Assault Peer Educator Group)

It’s refreshing to know that I will be one of the many educated feminists around the country armed with facts to fight the rape culture that is prevalent in our society.


Aug 24, 20124 notes
#Personal #Doing the good work
i almost died with the miss celie fucking pic. oh my GOD lol

GIrl, she lucky she looked young, because I was so about to call the state, and have them open the library early so I can read her for filth. B, girl, I was seriously pressed for a good second. This girl thought she was cute, using some word she heard about tumblr. 

I’m going to make this public, because the kiddos need to know. Being called ratchet, isn’t a term of endearment. Ghetto and ratchet, isn’t interchangeable. That is not something you want to be called. 

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Aug 24, 20121 note
#bridgittejovovich
Aug 24, 20121,264 notes
#Lana Del Rey

maxgspot:

holdmypurse:

thevirginharry:

kelseyhardwick:

I just want to cry thinking about all the boybands who aren’t fucking me

i’ll feel u

Be careful what you wish for groupie, because not all boys are created equal. There is always one runt out of the bunch, and that runt is always the feistiest. 

You are going to get that runt girl.

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you ratchet person

Excuse you? Girl don’t try to read me when the library is closed, especially when you are using an overused word like ratchet. Hell you didn’t even use it right. At least use a word that you understand before trying to read at a basic level. Not everything is ratchet, and it definitely doesn’t fit in this scenario.

Keep it keep cute.

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Aug 24, 201224 notes

thevirginharry:

kelseyhardwick:

I just want to cry thinking about all the boybands who aren’t fucking me

i’ll feel u

Be careful what you wish for groupie, because not all boys are created equal. There is always one runt out of the bunch, and that runt is always the feistiest. 

You are going to get that runt girl.

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Aug 24, 201224 notes
#Just giving the kiddos some wisdom
Reblog with your desktop background, no cleaning.

headmistressmcgonagall:

ampersandsetc:

marylightlyandben:

shawn-spencer:

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Aug 24, 201215,087 notes
#On the left are movies I need to see #That's Regina Spektor just in case you kiddos didn't know #Oh and Liz I hate your background so muuuuuuuuch #Just hate it hate it hate it! #*sniffles*

bunandcheese replied to your chat: While we are walking to pick up our mother:

LOL! The dynamics between you two are perfect.

I’m not here for his lip though. I really need to start making a brother tag, just in case I need receipts to prove that I was totally justified on smacking him across the head. 

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biggayron replied to your chat: While we are walking to pick up our mother:

This is why I follow you.

I know, even in the “outside” world I am funny. 

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Aug 23, 20121 note
#bunandcheese #biggayron
While we are walking to pick up our mother:
  • Me: Wait are you trying to tell me that because I am gay we are doomed if we are walking around our neighborhood at night?
  • Brother: Give yourself some credit bro. You are a tall black guy with some fat on your bones. No one is going to step up to you.
  • Me: Well thanks.
  • Brother: Just wait till your bitch ass start talking, that's when its time to run. Not even the beard on your face can make up for the softness in your voice.
  • Me: Just because your eye is fixed, doesn't mean I wont slap the shit out of you to make it cross eyed again.
Aug 23, 20125 notes
#Personal #Brotherly love really
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Aug 23, 2012
#Wonder Girls #When David comes to term with his new obsession with KPOP
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