June 2012
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yepxthatsme:
the-white-mans-struggle:
Every black person knows a nigga named Junebug.
I have a cousin name junebug.
Well I don’t; and what kind of name is Junebug anyways?
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maudit replied to your post: maudit replied to your post: David’s twerkin…
Don’t be bitter darling. You are above that!
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nicksayswhat replied to your post: David’s twerkin buddies:
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maudit replied to your post: David’s twerkin buddies:
It’s okay darling, I know you have been lacking in quality lately. It happens to everyone. Well besides me of course.
David's twerkin buddies:
Miss Ratchet Herself
Graveyard Shift Comedian
Twerkette for Maggie Smith
Naomi Campbell’s surrogate child (because Naomi will never mess up her figure)
Always gets me into failed shows/ships.
Understands the Queen of Comedy, Jennifer Saunders. ‘Nuff said
The Tara to my Lafayette. Seriously.
Restorer of faith into humanity.
Soul Sister Really.
yepxthatsme:
holdmypurse:
yepxthatsme:
Put me in my place.
I don’t need to, you already know where you belong Celie
You’re always coming out of no where. Lol.
I have to keep the basic tumblrites guessing before they attempt to take my throne.
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A reading of Hermione And the Sorting Hat fan... →
Hermione… and the Sorting Hat.
Sorting. Hat.
Praying for the messed up mind of the person who wrote this fan fiction.
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prospitheir:
have you ever whispered “no” to someone’s blog
Too many damn times for my liking. Why can’t people’s blogs be as good as mine?
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FOR THE RECORD
yepxthatsme:
wildfirecracker:
unordinarydae:
gabbyroars:
lookuptoseeme:
I do like black girls, just not dark skinned black girls. Ya feel me?!
oh hell no
That’s soooooooo fucked up. This is why a lot of dark skin females feel bad about their skin tone. smh.
You shouldn’t diss something you never tried before. If this is true then I pray for you and your future kids. I hope you...
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Curiosity killed me soul!
sansa-snaark:
holdmypurse replied to your post: boyfriendandprettygirl replied to your post: Oh,…
What are you girls talking about!?!
THIS. (The link is NSFW)
WHY! I mean her vag —- Just WHY!?!
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bunandcheese:
Holdmypurse is my boo forever and for always, ok?! Liquor will just have to be David’s mistress. That is all.
#Get some David in your life
And Y’allz knows this!!!!!
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Watchjohnnynothumbs:
vinniehatesyou:
sharkfartsmcgee:
monsieurmerde:
gracehelbig:
tyleroakley:
This is every single person on Tumblr. No exceptions.
“you will get your period soon”
put me in my god damn fucking grave
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck omg omg. I can’t.
I WANT TO CRYYYY.
Basically what I hope to be my kid
I will be mortified. Just mortified. That’s the type of...
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Watchthejamalam:
me every second of my life
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Dear Teen Wolf fandom.....
biggayron:
You have lead me to believe, with your gifs and propognda, that there are certain gay themes to this show. THEY’RE AREN’T. Now, after hours of my time wasted and a broken gay heart, I wish a curse upon all your blogs! :(
</bitter>
Wait, you mean to tell me that I JUST wasted my time watching this pilot, only to find out its filled with breeder (I say that with love) subtext...
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redtocallenchantmentdown:
mspadfoot:
I would hate my parents so much if they named me Albus Severus
#I would appreciate them more if they’d named me Hedwig Dobby
I wish I would come across somebody named Hedwig Dobby. Would have to ask the parents to slap themselves silly. Naming their child after some damn owl. Then top it all off they want to add Dobby? Dobby sounds like a slave name to...
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kirsties-alley:
If 8 Flavahz doesn’t win ABDC then I’m gon’ be pressed as hell
But aren’t you always pressed about something though?
if you're gonna be a whore, be a classy one.
Yes, keep that pinky up while you are doing oral!
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ifyouseekbrit replied to your post: My mother just tried to hook me up with a guy from her job.
is he cute
I don’t know, but what I do know is that he got caught, so he wasn’t even good enough to live outside the law. He couldn’t do right by the law, nor tough it outside the law.
Like jeez louise, at least be a good criminal. I definitely wouldn’t be opposed to being a...
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bunandcheeeese asked: Your post responses/posts period are EVERYTHING. You hear me?! E!ver!y!thing! Stay great, Honey. (electronically sending you a fine bottle of wine)
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yepxthatsme replied to your post: My mother just tried to hook me up with a guy from her job.
-sips tea- he might be a good mane doe.
bitchymcsnipe replied to your post: My mother just tried to hook me up with a guy from her job.
Bad boys need love too. LOLZ
Well he wasn’t good enough to NOT get caught.
motheatenmusicalbrocade replied to your post: My mother just tried to hook me up with...
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My mother just tried to hook me up with a guy from...
He’s a convicted felon who served 2 years in prison. Does my love life really look that bleak?
yepxthatsme:
shylalen:
ethereal-eyes:
people on tumblr use the excuse of education to further divide and create sides on tumblr
so many people try to “educate” and come off as attacking
you people make me sick
YESSSS!!
Because that, “lemme teach you somethin, I’m smarter than you” attitude will get you NOWHERE!
Saydat.
Well if the person who is getting “educated”...
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melcy:
SIDE EYE- if you are showing up to the gym in full makeup (false lashes included), you are def not coming here to work out.
Courtney Stodden realness to be perfectly honest.
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