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February 2012

Feb 19, 20121,128 notes
#Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Hmm play Dragon Age 2 or watch The Artist?

One caveat though, I’m slightly tipsy so I don’t know if I’ll really appreciate the beauty of The Artist, or mess up my play through of DA2.

Feb 19, 2012
#Yes I know I'm always sipping something #Its the weekend #Yall will deal
Feb 19, 201224,926 notes
#Ugly laughing right now

barelyannoyed:

I think shane dawson can be classified as a drag queen. Rupaul Drag Race Contestant anyone?

#think about it

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Feb 19, 20124 notes
#Kai go to bed sweetheart #No like seriously #You are sounding delusional right now
Feb 19, 2012120 notes
#This damn movie
Feb 19, 201238 notes
Feb 18, 2012121 notes
#Cabaret #liza minnelli
Feb 18, 20121,807 notes

hopefulclam replied to your post: You better stop that nonsense right now! My face will turn you to stone if you’re not careful.

As long as my statue is next to your’s in Prince Harry’s room. Guarding the smokey ginger for all eternity.

Wherever he goes, our statue follows him. Always by his beside till his last breath.

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Feb 18, 20121 note
Feb 18, 2012146 notes
#Death Becomes Her

kirsties-alley:

Tumblr is really quality tonight (◡‿◡✿)

You’re welcome!

Feb 18, 201218 notes
#I just really wanted to use this gif
You better stop that nonsense right now! My face will turn you to stone if you're not careful.

Then I’ll be young and pretty forevAH!

I only request that my statue be put next to the Queen’s bed (or Harry’s, but I felt the Queen was more dignified). I must stand next to royalty. It’s what my ancestors would have wanted.

Feb 18, 20122 notes
#I just wanted to be vain in Public #Let me have this moment
Feb 18, 20123,782 notes
Feb 18, 2012442 notes
#Dolly Parton
Feb 18, 201291 notes
#Spice Girls
The Hills are alive with the sound of Ignorance!

So Miss Davalyn made this passing remark that Freeman was racist. And me being me, I told that bitch bye the second I read that sentence. But I love my Davalyn, and I wasn’t going to press that bitch for some receipts, so I looked it up myself.

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From an interview he gave to the Dailymail (yes I know this was in 2008, but peeps still don’t know about this, nor has people questioned him in more depth about this, NOR has he recanted his views, and this has just became a run on sentence):

“When I moved up here this woman I know said, ‘Ooh! There are a lot of whiteys up there’, and I said, ‘I love white people; I’ve no problem with them at all.”

The idea was that I was going to complain because there weren’t enough blues dances out here; not enough ragga around. But I’m not bothered by it.

“Multiculturalism hasn’t and doesn’t help, because rightly or wrongly it polarises people so much,” he continues.

“Racism is one thing ? and I don’t agree with that in any form ? but noticing that there are differences is normal and fine and to be encouraged.

“We’ve reached a state now where it’s, ‘You shouldn’t notice. Why are you noticing he’s got a bomb and has a beard and is Muslim and wants to kill your family?”

“There is no country in the world like this. If all of a sudden all the traffic wardens in Ghana were Welsh, they’d really notice and might not love it? We give ourselves a hard time in this country in a sort of mea culpa way. But if we were that racist, people wouldn’t come. Very simple.”

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Multiculturalism doesn’t work people. Do you hear that people? This is Fox News gold.  OMG You guize! We shouldn’t strive for diversity, because it just RESTRICTS people so much. I totes didn’t know that.

But wait everyone! He did say he wasn’t racist. That totally makes it all better. He just believe that different races shouldn’t be mixed. That makes it totally better. SOOOO not racist.

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Feb 18, 2012
#He's famous now and deserves to own up to what he says #Martin Freeman #You all have been informed now #racism
Feb 17, 20121,602 notes
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Feb 17, 2012417 notes
Adele vs Britney - Toxic In The Deep (Bumper's Mash)

voguefemme:

henrrydelavega:

britneys-unicorn:

Adele/Britney - Toxic In The Deep

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GURL I am living for this GIF.  This song is PURE blasphemy and whatever trick made it, go on sistah.  I’ll meet you in hell.

GET INTO THIS MIX!

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Feb 17, 201223,051 notes
#LAAAARRRRY #Stop what your are doing and get into this MIIIIX
Feb 17, 20121,676 notes
#Silence of the Lambs
Random question but what did you think of the movie Burlesque? My friends and I watched it together at least three times. It's in my top ten movies.

I am ashamed to admit, that I have never seen that movie. I came close to seeing it three times, but each time something else happened.

1. Go to a party instead

2. The disc was messed up from redbox

3. Friends wanted to do something else (I wasn’t in the wig snatching mood)

Don’t shame me!

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Feb 17, 20121 note
Yep! She's from New Jersey! And ikr? I guess no matter how many accomplishments a black person makes there will always be someone there to remind them of their mistakes. Whitney had her issues, but that doesn't trump how great she was!

Exactly! Even her mistakes could be a learning opportunity. We still give Cobain, Presley, and any other drug addicted stars their due.

I hate to point the racial finger, but some of them need to take some backseats and realize how hypocritical they are being right now.

Feb 17, 20122 notes

isitscary:

People are mighty pressed about New Jersey’s decision to fly the flag at half-staff Saturday for Whitney Houston. 

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Isn’t Whitney from New Jersey? Oooo people are so evil these days. Give that bitch her due. Y’all should be kissing her tombstone for turning a country song into a lover’s national anthem for the masses.

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Feb 17, 201212 notes
#IM NOT HERE FOR THIS
Feb 17, 2012153 notes
#Mommie Dearest
Feb 17, 2012483 notes
#Paris Hilton
Feb 17, 20121,934 notes
#MEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAN
Feb 17, 20121,522 notes
Feb 17, 20129,000 notes
#Lil Kim
Feb 16, 2012323 notes
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Feb 16, 201213 notes
Feb 16, 201223 notes
#No like seriously #I am fucking excited!
Feb 16, 20121,665 notes

Sipping Cosmos, while skyping with my girl Megan. Great way to end the day after taking an microeconomics exam.

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Feb 16, 20121 note
#motheatenmusicalbroacde #See you guize I have friendz
Feb 16, 201233 notes

ecreiche87:

Santorum: Being Female is a Mental Disorder

itsameisamario:

hot-coffee:

kumagawa:

tesett:

momoneymoboolits:

sleazeandhustle:

mrsjojharrison:

It has been my experience that when dealing with females, you need to treat them as though they have a mental disorder… especially those that are constantly seeking equality in the workplace, the military, and in the home. Women need to know their place and need to know when it is okay for them to speak. They were put on this earth for two reasons, and two reasons alone: taking care of their husband, and giving birth to his children… that is all. Any woman who tells you otherwise is obviously touting the liberal agenda of equality, and they need to be told the truth of their purpose. It is a disorder that can be fixed, but not until they go through several years of therapy to understand that they need to be subservient.

- Rick Santorum

Dave Mustaine’s favorite presidential candidate, everyone.

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I think now is an appropriate time to bring this picture back. 

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Being a Republican Presidential Candidate is a Mental Disorder.

Umm you guys know this is satire right? Like the source link actually says, “Almost reliable news”. Gonna have to ask you lovely people to chill for a second. Also maybe laugh at this, because you know Rick thinks this when he kisses his wife in the morning as she cooks him breakfast.

Feb 15, 20124,182 notes
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Feb 15, 20125,535 notes
Play
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Feb 15, 20124 notes
#me #The Epitome of a Banshee
Feb 14, 2012225 notes
#Lenora Crichlow #Being Human
Latrice is amazing. That is all.

Latrice is the epitome of a country Diva. Mystique wishes she was at her level.

Feb 14, 20124 notes

nicksayswhat:

ok so i’ve finally decided that i’m fully on TEAM WILLAM, CHAD, & SHARON!

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No love for Latrice?

Feb 14, 201224 notes
#Im just giving my television soul sister some shit #Why because these mofo cosmos are damn delicious
Speaking of wigless Gayle, we should go on a cross country roadtrip similar to Oprah & Gayle's Big Adventure (that shit was television GOLD) and film ourselves for a reality show

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As long as we don’t go to a motel or some sketchy inn, I will be done for that. It will be like one long Rupaul’s Drag Race Untucked episode. We also need to go to some scary neighborhood, so that our viewers can be scared for our lives.

Feb 14, 20122 notes

brandos replied to your post: Y’all thought I was playing

cooley high harmony lookin’

Your ass did not just bring back the ol B2M!

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kirsties-alley replied to your post: Y’all thought I was playing

child if it was legal for me to be drinking right now I most certainly would be

That doesn’t stop me. Just wait till college. That’s when you gotta start saying no to a good time, because of well you know.. studies n’ all.

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freeabortions replied to your post: Y’all thought I was playing

Wigless Gayle

Good. I’ll replace her once she dies. Oprah will love me during the many road trips she goes on. I can even do her cornrolls.

Feb 14, 2012

nicksayswhat:

can we just take a moment to appreciate Dida’s lip-sync…

SHE KILLED IT!!!

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That girl lip synched for dem coins hunty. Princess stood no chance. She didn’t even had to do all that acrobatic shit. That is the song you knew she was lip synching in front of her mother’s vanity mirror when she was a child.

Feb 14, 201211 notes
Y'all thought I was playing

brandos replied to your post: HAPPY VALENTINES DAVID, I hope you are dressed fiercely for this wondrous occasion

omg i love you

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Feb 14, 20126 notes
#Its VDay y'all #None of y'all single bitches should be sober #me
✿❀✽✾❦❖ send this bouquet of flowers to your favorite blogs to wish them a happy valentine’s day ❖❦✾✽❀✿~~

When one of your favorite tumblrites send you love:

Feb 14, 2012

kirsties-alley replied to your post: Just finished the second season of The Vampire Dairies.

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DONT COME FOR MY SHOW! Iz will snatch your wig. You have Jersey Shore, I have Vampire Dairies. You know you can’t talk.

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Feb 14, 20121 note
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