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February 2012

Feb 17, 2012417 notes
Adele vs Britney - Toxic In The Deep (Bumper's Mash)

voguefemme:

henrrydelavega:

britneys-unicorn:

Adele/Britney - Toxic In The Deep

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GURL I am living for this GIF.  This song is PURE blasphemy and whatever trick made it, go on sistah.  I’ll meet you in hell.

GET INTO THIS MIX!

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Feb 17, 201223,051 notes
#LAAAARRRRY #Stop what your are doing and get into this MIIIIX
Feb 17, 20121,676 notes
#Silence of the Lambs
Random question but what did you think of the movie Burlesque? My friends and I watched it together at least three times. It's in my top ten movies.

I am ashamed to admit, that I have never seen that movie. I came close to seeing it three times, but each time something else happened.

1. Go to a party instead

2. The disc was messed up from redbox

3. Friends wanted to do something else (I wasn’t in the wig snatching mood)

Don’t shame me!

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Feb 17, 20121 note
Yep! She's from New Jersey! And ikr? I guess no matter how many accomplishments a black person makes there will always be someone there to remind them of their mistakes. Whitney had her issues, but that doesn't trump how great she was!

Exactly! Even her mistakes could be a learning opportunity. We still give Cobain, Presley, and any other drug addicted stars their due.

I hate to point the racial finger, but some of them need to take some backseats and realize how hypocritical they are being right now.

Feb 17, 20122 notes

isitscary:

People are mighty pressed about New Jersey’s decision to fly the flag at half-staff Saturday for Whitney Houston. 

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Isn’t Whitney from New Jersey? Oooo people are so evil these days. Give that bitch her due. Y’all should be kissing her tombstone for turning a country song into a lover’s national anthem for the masses.

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Feb 17, 201212 notes
#IM NOT HERE FOR THIS
Feb 17, 2012153 notes
#Mommie Dearest
Feb 17, 2012483 notes
#Paris Hilton
Feb 17, 20121,934 notes
#MEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAN
Feb 17, 20121,522 notes
Feb 17, 20129,000 notes
#Lil Kim
Feb 16, 2012323 notes
Play
Feb 16, 201213 notes
Feb 16, 201223 notes
#No like seriously #I am fucking excited!
Feb 16, 20121,665 notes

Sipping Cosmos, while skyping with my girl Megan. Great way to end the day after taking an microeconomics exam.

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Feb 16, 20121 note
#motheatenmusicalbroacde #See you guize I have friendz
Feb 16, 201233 notes

ecreiche87:

Santorum: Being Female is a Mental Disorder

itsameisamario:

hot-coffee:

kumagawa:

tesett:

momoneymoboolits:

sleazeandhustle:

mrsjojharrison:

It has been my experience that when dealing with females, you need to treat them as though they have a mental disorder… especially those that are constantly seeking equality in the workplace, the military, and in the home. Women need to know their place and need to know when it is okay for them to speak. They were put on this earth for two reasons, and two reasons alone: taking care of their husband, and giving birth to his children… that is all. Any woman who tells you otherwise is obviously touting the liberal agenda of equality, and they need to be told the truth of their purpose. It is a disorder that can be fixed, but not until they go through several years of therapy to understand that they need to be subservient.

- Rick Santorum

Dave Mustaine’s favorite presidential candidate, everyone.

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I think now is an appropriate time to bring this picture back. 

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Being a Republican Presidential Candidate is a Mental Disorder.

Umm you guys know this is satire right? Like the source link actually says, “Almost reliable news”. Gonna have to ask you lovely people to chill for a second. Also maybe laugh at this, because you know Rick thinks this when he kisses his wife in the morning as she cooks him breakfast.

Feb 15, 20124,182 notes
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Feb 15, 20125,535 notes
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Feb 15, 20124 notes
#me #The Epitome of a Banshee
Feb 14, 2012225 notes
#Lenora Crichlow #Being Human
Latrice is amazing. That is all.

Latrice is the epitome of a country Diva. Mystique wishes she was at her level.

Feb 14, 20124 notes

nicksayswhat:

ok so i’ve finally decided that i’m fully on TEAM WILLAM, CHAD, & SHARON!

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No love for Latrice?

Feb 14, 201224 notes
#Im just giving my television soul sister some shit #Why because these mofo cosmos are damn delicious
Speaking of wigless Gayle, we should go on a cross country roadtrip similar to Oprah & Gayle's Big Adventure (that shit was television GOLD) and film ourselves for a reality show

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As long as we don’t go to a motel or some sketchy inn, I will be done for that. It will be like one long Rupaul’s Drag Race Untucked episode. We also need to go to some scary neighborhood, so that our viewers can be scared for our lives.

Feb 14, 20122 notes

brandos replied to your post: Y’all thought I was playing

cooley high harmony lookin’

Your ass did not just bring back the ol B2M!

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kirsties-alley replied to your post: Y’all thought I was playing

child if it was legal for me to be drinking right now I most certainly would be

That doesn’t stop me. Just wait till college. That’s when you gotta start saying no to a good time, because of well you know.. studies n’ all.

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freeabortions replied to your post: Y’all thought I was playing

Wigless Gayle

Good. I’ll replace her once she dies. Oprah will love me during the many road trips she goes on. I can even do her cornrolls.

Feb 14, 2012

nicksayswhat:

can we just take a moment to appreciate Dida’s lip-sync…

SHE KILLED IT!!!

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That girl lip synched for dem coins hunty. Princess stood no chance. She didn’t even had to do all that acrobatic shit. That is the song you knew she was lip synching in front of her mother’s vanity mirror when she was a child.

Feb 14, 201211 notes
Y'all thought I was playing

brandos replied to your post: HAPPY VALENTINES DAVID, I hope you are dressed fiercely for this wondrous occasion

omg i love you

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Feb 14, 20126 notes
#Its VDay y'all #None of y'all single bitches should be sober #me
✿❀✽✾❦❖ send this bouquet of flowers to your favorite blogs to wish them a happy valentine’s day ❖❦✾✽❀✿~~

When one of your favorite tumblrites send you love:

Feb 14, 2012

kirsties-alley replied to your post: Just finished the second season of The Vampire Dairies.

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DONT COME FOR MY SHOW! Iz will snatch your wig. You have Jersey Shore, I have Vampire Dairies. You know you can’t talk.

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Feb 14, 20121 note
HAPPY VALENTINES DAVID, I hope you are dressed fiercely for this wondrous occasion

Girl I was serving them Mr. Rogers in the neighborhood and they couldn’t deal!

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Feb 14, 20124 notes
Just finished the second season of The Vampire Dairies.

BONNIE B ALL THE WAY BABY!

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Note: I may or may not be on my 3rd drink of the night. My way of celebrating valentines day.

Feb 14, 20121 note
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#Regina Spektor #Fidelity
Feb 14, 2012431 notes
#First Wives Club
✿❀✽✾❦❖ send this bouquet of flowers to your favorite blogs to wish them a happy valentine’s day ❖❦✾✽❀✿

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Feb 14, 2012
✿❀✽✾❦❖ send this bouquet of flowers to your favorite blogs to wish them a happy valentine’s day ❖❦✾✽❀✿

I feelz da luv!

Feb 14, 2012

So seeing how I didn’t read North And South for my “Historical Perspectives on Gender and Sexualities” class, I am going to watch the BBC miniseries of it (its 4 hours long) and BS my way through the discussion.

Watch the professor love me by the end of the class.

Feb 14, 2012
Feb 14, 201222,906 notes
#Too Wong Foo #Thanks For Everything #Julie Newmar #Wesley Snipes

barelyannoyed replied to your post: At least Nicki changed her formula.

but to what though?

From the usual bullshit she pushes out. Like quick raps, then one very long syllable, then some more lyrics.

Feb 12, 2012

At least Nicki changed her formula.

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Feb 12, 20122 notes

dragonzair:

When I think about how successful Adele’s surgery went, I just want to cry a lot because I wish Julie Andrews’ doctor was as competent as hers.

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Feb 12, 2012437 notes
#In a goddamn nutshell
None of ya'll better come for that wonderful Target commerical.

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Feb 12, 20121 note

Adele you were so great you had Rihanna throwing some signs up and shit. Get it girl!

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Feb 12, 20124 notes
Feb 12, 20121,560 notes
Feb 12, 20127 notes
#Im glad I wasn't the only one who saw that shit

isitscary:

omg, i legit thought katy perry’s track was messing up and got mad excited 

Girl my fingers were ready to shade the hell out of her and blame Gaga’s damn witch cane for it.

Feb 12, 201220 notes

Katy I will clock you for that troll doll looking hair. Fire your hairstylist.

Feb 12, 20126 notes

That damn song We are young sounds like another song, but I can’t put my name to it. Like the melody feels familiar. Anyone know?

Feb 12, 20125 notes
#We are young #Fun #Taggging so people can help a fellow out

Hmm Tay Tay has improved her stage presence. I give you props.

Feb 12, 20121 note
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