August 2011
When you find something you've been looking for forever in your sibling's room...
DON’T. TOUCH. MY. SHIT.
July 2011
From kirsties-alley:
I actually don’t regret my Twilight phase at all. I had never been so engrossed by a book series since Harry Potter; I literally couldn’t put down the books. Now, I’m not saying the movies were amazing because the first one was God awful, but still.
I’m going to have to ask you to find another book that will engross you. All the movies were horrible, and you know it hun. YOU KNOW IT!
“I’m just going to bite my lip one more time, so that the audience can see that I really love Edward *bites lip hard*”
Were big kids now, time to read better stuff.
Oh, I’ve definitely moved on. I’ve been reading a lot of Jodi Picoult’s books, and celebrity autobiographies. I’ve read Kathy Griffin’s at least three times, and I still have to get around to reading Tori Spelling’s.
I loved Kathy’s book. Read it on the city bus to class like a boss. Didn’t care that people were giving me judging looks. I also won Maggie’s book in a contest. I need to start reading it. This is why I follow you. Where have you been in my short 3 weekish tumblr life!?! Lets stay fabulous together!
From kirsties-alley:
I actually don’t regret my Twilight phase at all. I had never been so engrossed by a book series since Harry Potter; I literally couldn’t put down the books. Now, I’m not saying the movies were amazing because the first one was God awful, but still.
I’m going to have to ask you to find another book that will engross you. All the movies were horrible, and you know it hun. YOU KNOW IT!
“I’m just going to bite my lip one more time, so that the audience can see that I really love Edward *bites lip hard*”
Were big kids now, time to read better stuff.
Glee should cover Cher’s The Shoop Shoop Song (It’s In His Kiss)
and make it a sing off duet…. that’d be fucking awesome.
No darling, just no. Glee already ruined Adele, and countless others. Can’t we leave the sacred Cher alone. Plz. I don’t want autotunes messing with Cher’s old discography. That would kill me.
A typical Taylor Swift songs goes like this:
“shes a slut shes a slut im beautiful and perfect i am a virgin and better than you for it so why doesnt he love me?im a fucking snowflake fairy so chaste so pure im better than her sob sob sob nag nag nag just say yes bby its a fucking love story tear drops on my guitar why dont you love me i am a white middle class girl and entitled to whatever i want regardless of how you feel and shes a white trash slut WAHHHHH teardrops on my guitar”
Damn. That is some intense T. Swift shade.
When someone mentions your Twilight phase
THIS THIS FOREVER.
I MAINTAIN THAT I WAS BRAINWASHED.
I WAS UNDER SOME SORT OF EVIL SPARKLY HYPNOTIC CURSE.
*creys*
Yesterday my stepmom brought it up and I said “I regret everything and I’m ashamed of those days.”
I will deny it too this day.
I hate when my mom asks about old friends.
“Why aren’t you hanging with _______ anymore?”
and I’m just like
“She became a whore.”
THIS HAPPENS SO OFTEN OMG.
i want doritos.
so bad.
i’d do anything.
“I’d do anything.”
How about some Regina Karaoke. Whoever the crowd chooses wins a bag of chips. The looser has to watch them eat it.
