January 2012
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iappropriatelylovethefool:
Russell Brand divorced Katy Perry because he actually listened to one of her songs all the way through.
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Hmmm I have two choices on where to spend New Years.
ONE: Play cards with my family, even though they would be drunk so it would just end horribly, but its always hilarious. Yet, some also cheat, which is just sad since they are only playing for quarters. Who just cheats someone out of a quarter?
TWO: Just get drunk at home and make an ass out of myself playing the PS3 online.
Be social or be...
December 2011
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Replace one part of your tumblr name with vagina.
rebelle-fleur08:
hopefulsuicide:
iloveyouless:
raeandthetroubletones:
justanotherphoenix:
lolbatty:
circlesinruin:
blamethetemplar:
weird-friendless-kid:
middlemarching:
It’s either middlevagina or vaginamarching.
Sorely tempted to rename my tumblr vaginamarching now.
weird-friendless-vagina
okay
blamethevagina
I’m a misogyny blog, you guys.
Ahaha Vaginasinruin 8|
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stfuracists:
What’s Wrong With #FirstWorldProblems
Alexis Madrigal wrote the article at the link, but it’s mainly an endorsement of a series of tweets by @TejuCole:
I don’t like this expression “First World problems.” It is false and it is condescending. Yes, Nigerians struggle with floods or infant mortality. But these same Nigerians also deal with mundane and...
motheatenmusicalbroacde replied to your post: It may be just me, but I hate finding out the…
what!? really? i thought they all had millions. what you mean half gets taken away by royal expenses?
“Spain’s scandal-hit royals revealed their detailed income for the first time Wednesday, showing King Juan Carlos received a salary plus expenses of 292,752 euros ($382,600) in...
It may be just me, but I hate finding out the Royal salaries. It just takes away the mystery and magic of this grand idea of monarchy.
What’s the point of being Cinderella when you only live in some big castle with only 300k to spend. Half of that gets taken away with Royal expenses.
Who wants the salary of a commoner with a royal title?
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Anthony Weiner wanted threesomes with OTHER MEN
warholandliza:
Always these people in Politics that want the man on man action.
via CDAN:
“His former mistress, Traci Nobles said in a book proposal that he would bring up the idea of threesomes and that, “I’m not really talking about other chicks… How about with another guy?” Nobles then asked him if he was turned on by other guys and he said yes.”
He wanted other guys, great for him. ...
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brandos replied to your post: brandos replied to your post: DAVID BYE. They…
idk how you gon’ up your queen status when you already there but i don’t know if she even will, honestly. part of me is like ‘this woman probably doesn’t even remember it’ like sometimes she just be so aloof lmao
isitscary replied to your post: brandos replied to your post: DAVID BYE. They…
I hope she...
brandos replied to your post: DAVID BYE. They wouldn’t be talking like that in front of their mothers.
now you know damn well diana ross ain’t gon’ ever use please! she was doing queen shit before queens were! but on the real lmao, they didn’t have to say fuck you to my girl. i’m just like damn.
And that is why she got her ass checked. Needs to up her queen status, before she let some basic...
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brandos asked: DAVID BYE. They wouldn't be talking like that in front of their mothers.
“I was sitting in this mogul’s house. My brother was there, and they were having...”
– Charlie Murphy, Actor and Comedian, in the Jan 2012 issue of Esquire Magazine (via keepsdiary)
There isn’t ONE message about humility anywhere in this. I don’t even think she was asking for much, tbh.
We’ve all been taught certain manners growing and honestly, I don’t think Diana was at fault at...
It feels like I have one too many hard drives....
theheterophobicguy:
INSTALL ALL THE HARD DRIVES!!!
#Seriously though #I was kinda shocked when I went to My Computer after I’ve installed my new hard drive…#AS YOU SEE #A NEW ONE WAS MUCH NEEDED
That’s a lot of porn for one person.
today is the last monday of 2011. reblog now or go...
isitscary:
stillcravingyourkiss:
hermoninny-loves-roonil-wazlib:
mickeymousejunkie:
Does anyone else find the gif kind of terrifying? I don’t know what it’s from, but her eyes are scary.
*cue the angry people who know what this is from and can’t believe I don’t*
It’s from White Chicks. Pretty funny movie. That girl is really a black man ( one of the Wayans Brothers). :D
like omg if...
While baking multiple cakes for Christmas dinner.
Me: Turn on some Christmas music, mother.
Mom:
Me: Turn on some Christmas music, please?
Mom:
Me: Fine, I’ll turn on my own.
*Barbra’s Streisand’s Christmas Album starts playing*
Mom: Are you serious!?! David, my ears are bleeding!
Me: Stop sinning! Do not disrespect Babs!
fuckyeahbabybulldogsharks:
holdmypurse:
What kind of demonic stuff is on my dash! I rebuke it in the name of my lord, Oprah!
Praying for you B.
aww <3 it’s dani filth from cradle of filth! you know im goth now. GOSH DAVID WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME ANYMORE?!
Well darn it girl, don’t shove that lifestyle down my throat. Whatever you goths do in the bedroom is between y’all. I...
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rontanamo-bay:
tired of watching the bullshit that is dr. pepper commercials now
“it’s not for women”
fuck you
You are like a unicorn.
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Merry Grinchmas - Gingrich & Perry & Bachmann DO...
warholandliza:
HA! This is the best Christmas present ever!!
My M. Bachmann didn’t get enough signatures to be in the Virgina Primary?
fuckyeahbabybulldogsharks:
999999999999996:
the movie this christmas brings me so much fucking joy omg i just watched it and i want to cry its my favorite christmas movie ever i love black people so fucking much and its filled with perfect black people and they are everything black people are supposed to be i want to be like sandy in this christmas and one day marry into a black family ily...
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No one asks me things anymore...
jessetaylor:
ASK ME STUFF.
Bask in the loneliness! Enjoy the peace before Christmas day.
poorlittlequeerboy asked: First Wives Club is everything.
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Because a White Guy Said It
bajo-el-mar:
uhuh-she-said:
Listen,
It does not matter what you say. As a woman, as a woman of color, as a woman of size, as a woman with large breasts or no breasts and a lifetime of experience with bucket loads of passion. It does not fucking matter.*
Because unless there is a white guy backing you up, you are an angry bitch. Uppity, spirited, “that girl”, the femanazi, the super-libber,...
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nicksayswhat:
omg just wake me up tomorrow
#i can’t even with anything rn
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Move over, Gaga, Madonna's coming!
imamusicbox:
OMG they went there!
kirsties-alley replied to your video: During communion? Someone is going to hell for…
Grown-ass women fighting at church. Lawd Hammercy.
Over this man:
He must of had good credit or well something was going very well in the bedroom.
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WatchDuring communion? Someone is going to hell for real.
rebelle-fleur08:
Going through the AHS tracked tag and my God, they’re a lot of rape apologists in that fandom aren’t they?
I thought Damon fan girls were bad…
Girl I gave that whole tag the Patti Labelle side eye. I just can’t with them. Too many dick starved people, need to get off tumblr, go on Craigslist, and get some DICK! I’m sorry, but that is a whole new low, when you...
warholandliza replied to your post: How is his career winding down? He’s still winning awards, selling out shows and many albums. You’re just mad, fatass.
Stupid anon, tricks are for kids. Fatass. Child PUHLEEZE calling a flawless gurl a FATASS is such a lowball, welfare status read. Get thee to your nearest Public Library and earn your Library card.
When people pull that out of their ass,...
Anonymous asked: How is his career winding down? He's still winning awards, selling out shows and many albums. You're just mad, fatass.
kirsties-alley replied to your post: His career will never be over.
… This wasn’t me! I never listened to his music; I watched all 22 parts of Trapped in the Closet because I wanted to see all the foolishness. R. Kelly is more irrelevant than Ashanti.
Wait I got a legit Anon who wanted to come for me? Is today my birthday or something?
You didn’t just come for Ashanti though! Sure...
Anonymous asked: His career will never be over.
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Did I not get the memo that today was "Sexually...
Seems to me that a lot of tumblrites just caught the bug at the same time.
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tookus:
i’m just waiting for deb to become a lesbian
I’m going to have to ask your ass to go to bed before you start spewing out some more shit.
