December 2011
“Nope, instead there are absolutely, positively, unquestionably zero consequences...”
– Dorothy Snarker (via ahandsomeshark)
#finn is the nbc of people
(via happilyevernow)
The amount of side eyes I gave during this episode should leave me cockeyed for a lifetime.
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November 2011
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bitchymcsnipe replied to your post: So I may or may not have told my roommate that the…
Story to make you feel better: My friend let her roommate’s pet mice “accidentally” play in the street outside of their cage because the roommate never took care of them and they were stinking up the apartment. She told the roomie they escaped…
Girl that’s just evil, but I can’t say I...
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motheatenmusicalbroacde replied to your post: So I may or may not have told my roommate that the…
your roomie had a pet rat?! :/
Hamster, Gerbil, Rat. Looks the same to me. OMG am I a rodentcist?
If it looks like a rat, and it acts like a rat. Then its a rat in my eyes.
tookus replied to your post: So I may or may not have told my roommate that the…
dat gif
That’s because...
So I may or may not have told my roommate that the reason her rat died was because it was neglected.
Mind you that was after I gave her my condolences (the girl cried over the rats death).
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Britney Spears is now #1 Star on Google+
warholandliza:
Oh and … she overtook Ashton Kutcher last year on twitter.
Britney now has 772,589 followers on Google+.
Bow to the Queen
#Suck it Gaga
Girl don’t be coming for her with this, because Gaga still overthrows Britney.
Here are some receipts for your viewing pleasure.
I wont even mention her record sales lately…
And you know when Gaga graces her presence...
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nicolespencahh:
they say it’s the last song
they don’t know us, you see
it’s only the last song
if we let it be
Why you reblog this Lils. Its too late to be thinking of that wonderful film.
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“My goal is to always come from a place of love, but sometimes you just have to...”
– RuPaul (via semierotic-)
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I really need to start chanting...
Or else I’m seriously going to blow up at somebody. I just came back from the Holidays (family drama yay!) today with only 4 hours of sleep. I even went to all of my classes for today (I usually don’t do that with less than 6 hours of sleep). All I wanted to do was come back to a clean house that smelled clean.
Apparently that was too much to ask for with my roommate. Before I left...
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What is the difference?
fireandregeneration:
deficientofhope:
rubeitalloverme:
Gays Lesbians Rich Poor White people Black people Catholics Muslims Atheists Christians
i just SNORTED
so invalid tohugh
i’m going to hell for laughing at this.
Yes you all are going to hell in a motherfreaking (I’m preaching so I can’t be cursing) handbasket for this. Best believe that.
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Me: Hey mom, I’m staying another day.
Mom: See I knew you missed your family!
I didn’t have the heart to tell her that the only reason I am staying an extra day is to torrent some more stuff (my internet is slow at my apartment).
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Sometimes I miss my PC days, but only for torrenting programs. Figuring this shit out is such a pain. dmg, exe just blah blah blah to me. Get to the good part where I steal stuff
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brandos replied to your post: you know if fat brando was like …. david, let’s play a little you ain’t gon say no either!
what does it say about me that i found him more attractive ….
Well then girl, you’re more kinkier than a gay man in a leather club.
I’ll add you in the Church announcements for the congregation can pray for your spirit.
brandos asked: you know if fat brando was like .... david, let's play a little you ain't gon say no either!
Watchbrandos:
I don’t even know. The most random video in the world because I’m doing this randomly. No shit. I’m so dumb omg.
I should start doing five minute film reviews of bad movies.
“I was tempted. It’s been a while. I would smash Fat Brando, if he can’t find his dick, that’s what his mouth is for. Hello!”
Davalyn you slay me every time!
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Jurassic park with an all black/latino cast
alcoholicgifts:
super-eklectic1:
Dr: I’ve created an island full of dinosaurs and you’re all invited!!
Black/Latino People: naw we cool
Roll end credits
This is why you don’t see POC in thrillers/horror movies that much.
Y’all better get it together my white friends.
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Midnight Confession
I’m agnostic and I haven’t told my mother about it yet. She already knew about my sexuality (lets be real, there was no hiding that one), but to tell my mother that I belong to the Church of Oprah instead of Christianity….
Well, I don’t know if her ol’ self can handle that one. Plus it doesn’t help every now and then that I say, “Praise Lady Jesus”....
brandos asked: omg i am dying, used all those illegals omgggggg
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Please read: Due to a high amount of unused...
fireandregeneration:
Not this again.
guys, look at the source!
this is real. look at the SOURCE!
ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
DAMMIT, STAFF.
damn…the fucking source
YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDDING ME. well i am scared. so ya
That staff source doesn’t link to the actual post, so all you motherfuckers can sit your asses down.
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Home for the Holidays
Mom: How's college?
Me: It's going well so far, can't complain (my stock answer for college related questions).
Mom: How's Holden?
Me: Who?
Mom: Holden. The guy you was partying with on Halloween and the host for the Thanksgiving party between your friends.
Me: Mother, I never mentioned any of those things to you. How do you know all of that?
Mom: Well I be on that Facebook and looking at your frans. Holden's a nice looking boy, and you two seem to like the same stuff. David, he loves the Divas also!
Me: I'm not going to date Holden mother. Are you going to do this for all of my gay friends?
Mom: Until you give me my Asian grandchild. Just like Cameron from Modern Family
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DON'T ever yell at a girl.
It will either make her cry or slap you across the face. We don’t react well to volume, if you want us to listen, then just calmly talk to us. There are better ways you can get your point across. but DON’T yell at us because then we’ll just focus on yelling back.
Pffft, you girls are nothing special. I shouldn’t have to raise my voice in the first place (I am classy after all), so If...
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swozmonster:
Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
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“I’ve always been fascinated with faith and religions,Sometimes I’m sarcastic...”
– Regina Spektor (via dailyreginaquote)
My favorite Reg quote, because it sums my feelings about religion. 