Spittin' Out Purses Since 1991

What do you have against Oakley?

Seriously regretting the idea of wearing 4 inch heels for the nurse costume after wearing them yesterday. Oh well here comes Round 2.

The things I do to upstage my friends.

The first mutant that dies in X-Men First Class is a darkey?

cokowala:

Things I hate:

People who say “Have a nice day”. Like how do you know my dog didn’t die that morning? 

I hate cilantro

I hate things melting on a hot summer day, I want to enjoy my ice cream and not have it dripping everywhere and make me sticky; THANK YOU SUN!

I hate blogs that reblog endless hipster crap and black/white still frames with complete crap written on everything. As if I care to see more attractive people than I in really good photos doing nothing, I don’t need that now or ever and I won’t follow you.

I hate when people cancel plans at the very last minute on me, you will get punched the next time we meet if you cancel.

I hate the word tissues

I hate the word moist, ugh man i hate that word. And if you say moist tissues then I literally cannot hate you more. 

I hate the number 9, we all now it’s a retarded 6 that wanted to be different.

I hate when people continually smack their lips together and roll their eyes like they’re not approving of what you’re doing, seriously just stop cause I could care less (Well then care less bitch!) of what you think.

I hate movies where a bunch of cute kids work together to overcome evil and save the world. It will never happen in real life, you would more likely see a zombie apocalypse than that.

I hate briefs, my nuts are small (Stereotype ZING!) as they are so why would I want them to be squished any further. 

I hate people who say supposs-ubly the word is supposs-edly 

I hate when people say fustrated, it’s frustrated, there’s an r there. When you say frustrated like fustrated you make me frustrated.

Girls who wear skirts over jeans. Wear a skirt or wear a jean but please don’t wear them simultaneously. I mean sure go ahead and do it as long as you don’t mind me hating you. 

I hate musicals, cause there’s just sooooooo many of them.

I hate when you order pasta with shrimp and there’s tail still on the shrimp. 

I hate mushrooms

I hate getting asked how old I am, do you think I enjoy walking up to an amc counter and have the lady ask me can I please see your id. Can’t you tell from looking at me that I’m older than 13? Common sense, please utilize it.

I hate people asking how much I weight, I won’t hit you but I will retaliate with a very well devised plan that will both hurt you and demoralize you. 

I hate airports, with a burning passion. Lady, I’m a 17 year old kid accompanying his senile mother do we really need to pat me down and search for cocaine and ask me for my passport every 5 minutes? On top of that, why is the airplane food so gross? Are you purposely setting me up to vomit, disgusting food and turbulence does that to everyone. Offer me a hamburger and maybe you won’t have to throw away my bag of vomit when I leave. 

I hate the color orange, it’s a fruit not a color. Whoever named orange orange should feel ashamed of themselves because they’re so lazy that they can’t come up with a decent name. 

I hate bag pipes, accordions, and banjo. They all sound horrible, just terrible.

Well I’m done bitching and being rude.

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   motheatenmusicalbroacde replied to your post: cokowala replied to your post: I DIDNT KNOW YOU…

   DAVID! the things you say! BAHAHAHA

warholandliza replied to your post: cokowala replied to your post: I DIDNT KNOW YOU…

ha!

Just speakin’ ignorant truth!

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   you need your math homework done instead?

Naah I learned a long time ago to never judge a book by its cover. For example in my Geology class, there was an Asian who thought the Aura Borealis was the same thing in an Eclipse.

Professing yapping about the wonderful green lights he saw the last time he witnessed the northern lights.

Asian: Yeah I’ve seen that two moon thing one time also.

A waste of a good Asian.

Moral of the story kids?

Don’t stereotype!

a fellow dexter fan? i think i just found a new friend!

I don’t friend Asians, unless they are going to give me a discount when I get mah nails did.

I tried to troll Amaya, and she ignored me…

rontanamo-bay:

i ate too much today

damn

ilovesnotface:

holdmypurse:

You came for LaGuerta, then Rita, and now you hope that Quinn (who is perfect for that foul mouthed female who really needs a bar of soap in that damn mouth) dies in this season…

Let me watch episode 3 before I open this damn library and grab a book to read your ass up to the gods.

DAVID! LMFAO. Quinn is an IDIOT. If he really loved her, he would know she wouldn’t leave him because of a promotion. He wouldn’t have gone after Dexter good and well knowing how it would break Deb’s heart if his hunch was right..that’s perfect? I think not. I think he is too busy trying to cover his fucking ass after Dexter saw his thieving ass steal from a CRIME SCENE. Deb may be foul mouthed and a bit crazy with the daddy issues, but she is an honest woman and that is more than anyone can honestly say about Quinn. Not to mention, if he was perfect for her and he REALLY loved her..he wouldn’t have been fucking another girl 3 days later. Simple truths….don’t get mad at me for pointing out obvious character flaws. It ain’t my fault. And I am pretty sure everyone in the world knows how I feel about weak ass Rita and her codependent ass. She wasn’t even a strong muthafuckin’ female. At least I can give LaGuerta credit there because she is a fucking backstabbing BITCH that WILL chase after what she wants instead of leaving it to everyone else to do for her. It doesn’t make me hate her any less. I don’t like people who blackmail people to get ahead. That’s not correct in my world. I used to love LaGuerta until I saw past her facade. And she’s a racist man-hating dyke and I HATE that. Everything is about “Oh is it because I am a woman?” “Oh is it because I am hispanic?”. No. It’s because she’s a fucking retarded bitch. That shit pisses me off. And I am sorry if I am sick of waiting a whole entire fucking year to have to watch LaGuerta whine about her race or sex (which Doakes never did), or watch Quinn spin out of control and try to figure out how a real man acts. 

 

What type of word vomit is this? Take a seat, be like Miss Carey, and check yourself.

Because all of that, wasn’t cute (calling my girl a retarded racist man hating dyke bitch).

Now on to Quinn:

Quinn is a little wanker. That much is true, but for a womanizer like Quinn to actually profess his love for Deb, that speaks wonders for his character. Quinn is so wrapped up in being this tough scrappy, always looking out for himself, that he’s not used to seeing women in general as a potential mate. If they have nice tits, Quinn is running after them. Yet, with Deb the whole formula changed. He saw someone he can be with, because Deb wasn’t like the other girls. He put his guard down with her, and probably did things he has never done for other women. Remember the countless times Deb was shocked at Quinn’s romantic gestures towards her?

He almost became a new man.

Then the marriage proposal happened, and shit got real for him. He’s not living the fantasy life he stupidly thought he could attain. His heart is crushed, so what is the one thing that Quinn is going to do? Well the only thing that has helped him fill the void before… fuck around.

To the lovely Rita:

I think what made Rita so great, was her fragile spirit. She’s not strong, but you couldn’t deny her love to Dexter. That man has lied so many times to her, and she always had questions, but she put her faith in that man. She’s a single mother who was recovering from the abusive ex husband, so I thought she was pretty strong to actually accept another man into her life. Especially after she realized Dexter also had flaws, which she accepted.

Now on to the baddest bitch in the world.. LaGuerta:

You cant be mad at a Hispanic women doing everything in her power to get ahead. She has got fucked over way too many times, where I can understand her whole bitch persona. That sergeant has it in for her, so I don’t blame the bamf for going dirty on his ass. She is a Women of Color in a Mans job. I have definitely sided with LaGuerta a good number of times when she used the woc card, because like I mentioned before, that man has it in for her. She’s nobodies puppet. That bitch better work

Seesh, I tried to keep it short, and it still went long. Well I’m stopping here. Of course I encourage discussions.

Love ya, and as always..

Stay fabulous darling!

rontanamo-bay:

carsonnnnnn replied to your post: holdmypurse replied to your photo: srry new…

you got a new camera?? this means you need to post at least four pictures of yourself….every hour ;D

oh no :( it was just my phoneeee!

i loooove the camera i have but i lack a computer to upload pictures :/

you guys would hate me if I could put more pictures up hahahaha

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   katie-beth-m said: we could never hate you lol

hermajestythebitch:

As long as white people keep going upstairs and investigating shit, there will still be scary movies. 

Crazy white people n’ their need to explore dangerous areas. See that’s why Black people always got killed first, they wouldn’t stay with the group who wanted to explore, so the killer chopped their lonely asses up. Not anymore though, we have to be politically correct and have them stay longer in the movie, giving their best white impersonations. Look at your skin color baby, grab the car keys and run!

David after midnight ladies and gentlemen…

step up the shade game imo. Madea would never.

Madea wouldn’t even deal with a troubled child like you. She would rebuke you in the name of Jesus, and send you on your way.

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   are you hitting on me

If me throwing constant shade towards you is some sort of mating ritual that you consistently take part in, then you really are a masochist.

i’m so cute on other dashboards

it was me. also loli. awkwaaaard

Awkward is an understatement for you sweetheart.

You know I’m not the one to judge or anything, but don’t you people usually hide your stash under the bed. I mean do you really want people to find your collection of pedophile mugshots and bestiality porn?

IT WASN’T ME

I know it wasn’t you. You usually post boring things on your blog, unless its women body parts covered in tattoos.

justkes:

I am an artist.

This is fantastic darling!

I salute you, I salute you!

Wait there is bestiality on my dash right now?

rontanamo-bay:

tumbling next to grandma

this is tense

Are you crazy?

With all the softcore porn you reblog Luke,  you’ll send your grandmother into an early grave. Go look at the Windows desktop for a really long time till she leaves.

miguelooo:

“CUZ I’M WHAT? SICK’NING”

Definitely a phrase I use when someone tries to check me.

freeabortions:

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what’s the aw for?

that you’re being self deprecating :P i’m sure you do! spread that diq all over, get that awkward flattery!

Isn’t that illegal in some states since he’s underage. OMG, Jeremy do you really want to be included in the Sex Offender List? No one can glam up that mugshot.

rontanamo-bay:

deadliest-sins:

rontanamo-bay:

okay.

i checked out lights andddd idk.

a little too poppy sounding for me i guess.

BUT PROPS ON THE KEYTAR SKILLS.

Compared to Swift? Really? Really?Really?

nonononono i wasn’t comparing her to swift! they’re nothing alike to me hahahaha.

she just ain’t my thing

All I saw was the name “Swift” and my ears started to bleed.