Girl you better get into it and get them bills paid.
Closed legs dont get fed.
I really hope he doesn’t pray for baby Jesus’ forgiveness after sex
You aint shit
The republican took me out on a little movie date tonight. He aint so bad even if his political viewpoints is crappy. Like his little corny ass opened the car door for me, bought the tickets, and even pulled the classic yawn shoulder move.
I felt like a little dame.
I feel bad for pitbull. He constantly gets clowned on tumblr.
They need to let him live acting like they don’t bop to some of his singles before he over saturated the market.
Shit and they know they will fuck him in a minute if he wasnt famous.
You know these queens would be like “yaaas Cuban trade! DAME LA PINGA PAPI!”